The Singular Circus of Simon Sincere

See the Singular Circus of Simon Sincere
It's traveled the world, it's finally here
So step right up and pay the cashier
Just a nickel, not one penny more

Curiosities, oddities, rare and unique
They'll only be here for the rest of the week
No pushing no shoving, you'll all get a peek
Throw your nickel in the jar

Read a poem penned by Attila the Hun

See a stepladder made for Napoleon

See Pope Benedict's face on a sticky bun

And Leonardo da Vinci's eraser

You'll see wondrous things that you'll hardly believe
Like the wedding announcement of Adam and Eve
Hold a melted snowball from Mount Fuji
That's been saved in a soda pop bottle

Cultivate a taste for the finer things
See art procured from the international scene
See a miniature portrait of the Queen
That's affixed to a postal letter

You'll see nature's experiments tested and failed

See a flea no bigger than a whale

An earthworm whose head looks just like its tail

And the world's only one-leaf clover

Prefer the bizarre, the strange, the weird?

Come meet the fat lady who can't grow a beard

See a giant so tiny he disappeared

And the tallest dwarf in the world

Say you like the fantastic stuff instead?

See a lock of hair from a mermaid's head

See a unicorn's saddle, a leprechaun's bed

And a monocle fit for a cyclops

Exotic items guaranteed to attract

Throw the boomerang that never comes back

You'll see a carnivorous Venus flytrap

And its cousin the Venus flyswatter

Witness Mother Nature run amok

See twins from Siam who have come unstuck

See a rabbit's foot that contains no luck

And a duck that can count to one

See a rare Ning vase and a Flaberge egg

A cigar-store Indian with a wooden leg

No need to borrow, steal or beg

Drop your nickel in the jar

It's the Singular Circus of Simon Sincere

The one, the only, a show without peer

If you see imitators, you're forewarned to steer clear

For those hucksters sell nothing but lies