Tuesday, February 2, 2010

We Regret to Inform You

We regret to inform you that the item you were expecting
The thing for which you were waiting, patiently
Has been discontinued.

And although it's not exactly what you had hoped for
Please accept this substitute, for it is a fine item.
We are certain that you will find it useful
And enjoyable.

We appreciate your business.

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